Other Recent Humor

• PPA Hires Phil Ivey to Stare at Congressmen

  WASHINGTON D.C. - Leading online poker lobbying group The Poker Player’s Alliance (PPA) announced today a sharp turn in their lobbying tactics - the hiring of Phil Ivey for the exclusive purpose of staring at Congressmen who are opposed to online poker regulation.
  Michael Bolcerek, president   …full article

• Hot Girl From Poker Room Not Nearly as Hot in Wal-Mart

  LOUISVILLE, KY - Poker room regulars at Caesar’s Indiana reacted with a blend of outrage, disbelief and sadness to the claim, made by poker dealer Steve Partusi, that the super-hot girl who often plays 4/8 limit on the weekends is, in fact, not very hot   …full article

• Obese Guy Clearly Has Personal Stake in ‘Poker as Sport’ Debate

  LOUISVILLE, KY - Following a casual bar argument over the proper label for poker - sport or game - almost all participants, regardless of their initial opinion, were able to agree on one thing: an extremely obese man at the bar was taking the whole   …full article

• New Poker Site Offers Deposit Bonus: 100% up to Free Baby

  THE INTERNET: In yet another raising of the bar for both the costliness and uniqueness of online poker promotions, a new poker site - pokerbaby.com - has announced one of the most lucrative and controversial offers to date: a 100% matching deposit bonus up to   …full article

• Dumbass Launches New Online Poker Room

  THE INTERNET - Online gaming industry sources revealed last Tuesday that, despite overwhelming odds against any realistic hope of even the most marginal form of success, yet another dumbass decided to launch an online poker room.
  “Looks like another moron hopped a one way train   …full article

• Drunk Man Obviously Confusing Actual Card Room with Online One

  TUNICA, MS - Floor managers, dealers and players present in the Grand’s poker room last Thursday all confirm that a severely intoxicated holdem player experienced great difficulty separating the similar yet distinct realities of online and physical poker.
  The drunk, identified by casino staff as   …full article

• ABC Adds “Poker” to the Title of Entire Fall Lineup

  BURBANK, CA - In a move apparently designed to cash in on the growing popularity of televised poker, struggling ABC Networks announced today that, effective immediately, the word ‘poker’ would be added to each and every show in ABC’s current fall prime time lineup.
  According   …full article

• Phil Hellmuth Introduces New “Flop Free” Online Card Room

  THE INTERNET - Since the inception of online poker some six years ago, developers have produced a variety of offerings based on what they felt the players wanted - different graphics, chat features, and so on. In his latest foray into the online poker   …full article

• Online Poker Player Declares That Pocket Aces are Terrible

  THE INTERNET - Casual poker players and serious theorists alike were shocked by the pronouncement of online player MRTILTY yesterday that pocket aces, long held to be the best starting hand in Texas Hold’em, are in fact a terrible hand.
  “I NEVER WIN WTIH [sic] ACES!”,   …full article

• 4-8 Players Apparently Entertained By Rounders Quotes, Dealer Unamused

  TUNICA, MS - An overwhelming majority of players seated at table 5 [4-8 limit hold ‘em] in Tunica’s Gold Strike poker room were apparently entertained by an unidentified player who spoke only in quotes from the movie Rounders, casino sources reported Tuesday.
  “There was this guy   …full article