World Poker Tour Rebrands as Wyoming Poker Tour
Shawn Perry
On the heels of a disappointing year that saw their tournament attendance, television viewership and stock price all decline dramatically, the World Poker Tour announced today their surprising decision to scale down their operations and rebrand as the Wyoming Poker Tour.
Speaking to reporters at a press conference, WPT Media Director Maria Syneski was optimistic about the change.
View all humorPokerStars adds rabid howler monkey to team of sponsored pros
Shawn Perry
THE INTERNET — In a move that has drawn sharply divided reactions from the online poker community, popular online poker room PokerStars announced this week that they have added a rabid howler monkey to Team PokerStars, the room’s roster of sponsored pros.
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PPA Hires Phil Ivey to Stare at Congressmen
WASHINGTON D.C. - Leading online poker lobbying group The Poker Player’s Alliance (PPA) announced today a sharp turn in their lobbying tactics - the hiring of Phil Ivey for the exclusive purpose of staring at Congressmen who are opposed to online poker regulation.
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Hot Girl From Poker Room Not Nearly as Hot in Wal-Mart
LOUISVILLE, KY - Poker room regulars at Caesar’s Indiana reacted with a blend of outrage, disbelief and sadness to the claim, made by poker dealer Steve Partusi, that the super-hot girl who often plays 4/8 limit on the weekends is, in fact, not very hot …full article
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Obese Guy Clearly Has Personal Stake in ‘Poker as Sport’ Debate
LOUISVILLE, KY - Following a casual bar argument over the proper label for poker - sport or game - almost all participants, regardless of their initial opinion, were able to agree on one thing: an extremely obese man at the bar was taking the whole …full article
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New Poker Site Offers Deposit Bonus: 100% up to Free Baby
THE INTERNET: In yet another raising of the bar for both the costliness and uniqueness of online poker promotions, a new poker site - pokerbaby.com - has announced one of the most lucrative and controversial offers to date: a 100% matching deposit bonus up to …full article
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Dumbass Launches New Online Poker Room
THE INTERNET - Online gaming industry sources revealed last Tuesday that, despite overwhelming odds against any realistic hope of even the most marginal form of success, yet another dumbass decided to launch an online poker room.
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Drunk Man Obviously Confusing Actual Card Room with Online One
TUNICA, MS - Floor managers, dealers and players present in the Grand’s poker room last Thursday all confirm that a severely intoxicated holdem player experienced great difficulty separating the similar yet distinct realities of online and physical poker.
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ABC Adds “Poker” to the Title of Entire Fall Lineup
BURBANK, CA - In a move apparently designed to cash in on the growing popularity of televised poker, struggling ABC Networks announced today that, effective immediately, the word ‘poker’ would be added to each and every show in ABC’s current fall prime time lineup.
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Phil Hellmuth Introduces New “Flop Free” Online Card Room
THE INTERNET - Since the inception of online poker some six years ago, developers have produced a variety of offerings based on what they felt the players wanted - different graphics, chat features, and so on. In his latest foray into the online poker …full article
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Online Poker Player Declares That Pocket Aces are Terrible
THE INTERNET - Casual poker players and serious theorists alike were shocked by the pronouncement of online player MRTILTY yesterday that pocket aces, long held to be the best starting hand in Texas Hold’em, are in fact a terrible hand.
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4-8 Players Apparently Entertained By Rounders Quotes, Dealer Unamused
TUNICA, MS - An overwhelming majority of players seated at table 5 [4-8 limit hold ‘em] in Tunica’s Gold Strike poker room were apparently entertained by an unidentified player who spoke only in quotes from the movie Rounders, casino sources reported Tuesday.
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